The Funny Things Kids Say

"I'm glad I'm finally eight. This is the oldest I've ever been in my entire life!"

"When you were my age, you was just a baby!" -- 5 year old.

My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6.

Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Mike, 10

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8

"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together."

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8

"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission." -- Roger, age 6

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -- Jim, age 10

"I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." -- Gina, age 8

Mark was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.